Quote #12271
He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught...
Quote #14199
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #17142
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
Quote #17572
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #26086
Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness-a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her...
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #22380
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...