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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
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If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts...
Quote #26693
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Quote #13320
It is the duty of every patriot to protect his country from its government.
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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To play it safe is not to play.
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.