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We make war that we may live in peace.
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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
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If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Quote #7245
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.
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I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...
Quote #34650
I like life. It’s something to do.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #24297
The true measure of a man is the degree to which he has managed...