Quote #3248
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a...
Quote #2910
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #13380
But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.
Quote #365
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #32269
When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure...
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...