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On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Honey is sweet but bees sting.
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Quote #27602
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.