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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
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We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
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A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...