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Life is too long not to be happy.
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Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
Quote #23732
The last temptation is the greatest treason to do the right deed for the...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
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Life is going to give you just what you put into it. Put your...
Quote #31247
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #17788
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...