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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
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Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A...
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I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first...
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Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best...
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A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.