Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you...
Quote #18902
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #22757
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in...
Quote #18766
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...