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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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Life is a continual upgrade.
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
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The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right,...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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You could not step twice into the same river for other waters are ever...
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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...