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If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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He said not ‘Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou...
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.