Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
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Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things...
Quote #15453
When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing...
Quote #22455
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Quote #28271
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Quote #34064
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
Quote #17300
Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #7476
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.