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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must...
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If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at...
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Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
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Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then...
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It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to...
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It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how...