Quote #34312
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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If the belief did not make us happy, it would not be...
Quote #10003
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Quote #20649
Immature love says ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
Quote #20275
Account no man happy till he dies.
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #22815
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.