Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #11430
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Quote #22652
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #24263
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove...
Quote #8669
Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #20780
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...