Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #25787
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Quote #16472
It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but...
Quote #149
Rest in peace. The mistake shall not be repeated.
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #7538
Let us have a care not to disclose our hearts to those who shut...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #27330
When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it...
Quote #20137
We are all pencils in the hand of God.
Quote #34915
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...