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A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
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We cannot control the evil tongues of others but a good life enables us...
Quote #7975
Life is simply the pursuit of something worth dying for.
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...
Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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The effect of one upright individual is incalculable.
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...