Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #20852
Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #17908
My music is best understood by children and animals.
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #23513
Who has not hopedTo outrage an enemy’s dignityWho has not been sweptBy the wish...
Quote #14072
No one would be foolish enough to choose war over peace–in peace sons bury...
Quote #29190
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #22474
By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of...
Quote #2349
Shut up he explained.