Quote #20281
The good and the wise lead quiet lives.
Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #23870
As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #27509
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of...
Quote #2047
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Quote #4101
There is nothing more contagious on this planet than enthusiasm.
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...