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People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...
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The great man is he who does not loose his child’s heart.
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Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being...
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My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...
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I do not want to die. . . until I have faithfully made the...
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A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...