Quote #26555
Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without.
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #29118
Life is a great big canvas throw all the paint on it you can.
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Quote #8826
If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
Quote #15586
Welcome every problem as an opportunity. Each moment is the great challenge, the best...
Quote #32417
If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault If he betrays you twice, it’s...