Jerry Coleman Quote #26707 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Steven Wright Quote #13543 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937 Quote #1348 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote #5696 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #7983 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
Lawrence Peter Berra Quote #25498 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Eleanor Roosevelt Quote #8746 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28344 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Thomas Jefferson Quote #8757 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We never regret having eaten too little.
Joe E. Lewis Quote #12427 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.