Quote #26707
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Quote #13543
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #5696
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #7983
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #8746
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #8757
We never regret having eaten too little.
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.