Quote #29095
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #7337
It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #1810
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil...
Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #24901
It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by...
Quote #5863
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only...
Quote #4830
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.