Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #31295
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #28910
I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it’s time for you...
Quote #16511
The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken...
Quote #10394
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.