Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #9264
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #19209
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Quote #123
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #20443
Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul.
Quote #14643
The action of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.