Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #15445
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #29751
The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
Quote #25731
The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
Quote #6380
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #26564
‘But it is always interesting when one doesn’t see,’ she added. ‘If you don’t...
Quote #25532
A man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without...
Quote #8631
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.