Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #1566
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #22805
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
Quote #33909
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to...
Quote #21318
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #2905
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
Quote #25993
Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it...
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #16112
We know what we are, but not what we may be.