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Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
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Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
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Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
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It’s not the having, its the getting.
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.