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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
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Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to...
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The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
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The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants...
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the...