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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
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Challenges are what makes life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...