Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #4257
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
Quote #26837
Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
Quote #2990
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
Quote #24549
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #27567
Nobody has ever measured even poets, how much a heart can hold.
Quote #32474
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Quote #5113
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...