Quote #11242
A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships are...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #20863
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker,...
Quote #3081
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
Quote #6900
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #10507
Every poem can be considered in two ways–as what the poet has to say,...
Quote #21586
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
Quote #15151
The guilty catch themselves.