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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
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You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
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Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
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There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people.
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Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble...
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He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take...
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I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what...
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The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.