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This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
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Never follow somebody else’s path it doesn’t work the same way twice for anyone…the...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #4841
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shores our bed and eats at our...
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
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A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless...
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #27403
We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right...