Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Quote #2439
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #30864
All things good to know are difficult to learn.
Quote #842
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
Quote #29604
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
Quote #12706
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...