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The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
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He who carries out one good deed acquires one advocate in his own behalf,...
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Minds are like parachutes…they only function when they are open.
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
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Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...