Quote #4229
Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
Quote #5195
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #13824
“He means well” is useless unless he does well.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #32301
I believe in livin’ a life less ordinary… Yet extraordinary.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #29617
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...
Quote #5486
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
Quote #10472
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall...