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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for...
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When you come to the end of everything you know And are faced with...
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
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All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.