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It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be...
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live...
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.