Quote #2079
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Quote #10942
Happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven.
Quote #20020
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from...
Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #28367
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Quote #28711
When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
Quote #3424
Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved,...