Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #25873
Why be a man when you can be a success
Quote #15021
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #28087
Life goes through changes so fast, you think your life is great, than one...
Quote #6891
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #10856
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.