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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
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There are victories of the soul and spirit. Sometimes, even if you lose, you...
Quote #9597
The life of the law has not been logic but experience.
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The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one; Yet the life...
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Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written...
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
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Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to...
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #14364
Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...