Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #26759
Perhaps the only misplaced curiosity is that which persists in trying to find out...
Quote #26512
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #32328
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #10917
If we are immortal it is a fact in nature, and we are not...
Quote #24881
Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the...
Quote #21441
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature,...
Quote #32822
Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.