Quote #16268
I dote on his very absence.
Quote #9794
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
Quote #10819
“Reality” is the only word in the English language that should always be used...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11039
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that...
Quote #28411
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Quote #10553
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...
Quote #18852
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
Quote #27611
It’s the quality of the ordinary, the straight, the square, that accounts for the...
Quote #23825
Nothing is stronger than habit.