Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #25397
Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #31974
Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.
Quote #22677
The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
Quote #12931
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #9100
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #33724
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking....