Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #6589
It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than...
Quote #28739
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #15101
In life, the first thing you must do is decide what you really want....
Quote #6800
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
Quote #2013
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
Quote #4506
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...