Quote #7702
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #1557
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Quote #21266
The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
Quote #4011
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #5332
There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a...
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...