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Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
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If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write...
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
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Yesterday, December 7, 1941 – a date which will live on in infamy –...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.