Quote #2764
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House...
Quote #1805
Humanity is not a gift of nature, it is a spiritual achievement to be...
Quote #33984
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #17489
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
Quote #5923
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #5894
America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #32930
I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that...