Quote #13716
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Quote #32566
Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a...
Quote #25506
It gets late early out there.
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #19391
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.
Quote #25380
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...